A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat…. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
I’m here to get something off of my chest, because it’ll never fit on my legs.
There’s a bakery outlet near me that sells “bird bread.”
8 years ago today my sister got married!
I was at the beach the other day. It was cloudy and I didn’t really feel like swimming, so I sat and listened to the conversations of my neighbors. Because I’m nosy like that.