YOU are someone:
Looking to buy a vacuum. Or Yogurt. Maybe some Chicken Feet? Perhaps you like Gus the Pennsylvania Lottery Mascot. You’re a Sunday driver. Or you’ve been bitten by a deer tick. You shun fake tan, dog clothes, ass shorts, and/or dolls named Cloe. You have 18 year old towels. You ride your bike on the sidewalk – or, conversely, want to round up all sidewalk riders and place them in internment camps. You let your dog poop in the woods and like camping. YOU LOVE EASTENDERS!! You enjoy nature. and photography. AND WINE. But think Red Vines are the WORST candy ever. You live in an old house. Or an older one still, and your backyard is full of wild turkeys. You HATE CLEANING. You’ve won money gambling. You’re trying to quit smoking. You lost your hamster – and then found it, or you’re looking to get rid of dead mouse smell. You’ve done the craziest things EVER for the love of pets b/c you’re a crazy cat lady at heart. You think the way someone drives speaks volumes. You LOVE being a momma and your friend is about to give birth at home. You’re WILD about Valentine’s Day. You are learning how to sew. You MUST be from Philly b/c you NEVER get your mail. You’re “From Away.” Or maybe just a Scholfield. You reeeaally wanna be a Roller Girl. You have finally succumbed to Facebook. AND you just found an x-rated animal cracker while watching TV w/ your kids.
Or. Maybe that’s just me.
However you got here. Welcome to The Daily Dish.
This is my life. Round past bedtime at the Best Buy kind of life. You can tell by my tired eyes and less-than-tame hairdo, I am looking forward to a glass (or three) of wine. My older daughter is snapping photos and my little one is half asleep. My husband is NOT amused..
This is me in all my unglory. A former Philadelphian turned Maine-ah, who – for the life of me – can’t figure out WHY I can’t be a paid spokesperson. A woman who feels guilty throwing away perfectly good underwear, who thinks her feet are the most underrated appendages on her body. Someone plagued w/ a freaky ear disease who runs a low sodium recipe website. An unapologetic and unabashed wino, wife, and mother, who is grateful above all else for my family, my health, and my sense of humor. Who has found a world of acceptance and friendship simply by opening up through a blog.
However you got here. Thank you for being a part of The Daily Dish.