Available @ KID SURPLUS.COM for real.
FORK IN THE EYE
Extends to over 2 feet – make that romantic meal even more interesting when you steal food off another table.
PERVERT IN TRAINING
“This mischievous Wee Boy from Schylling is a little squirt! Just fill up his base, drop his shorts and he pees!”
HEE HEE!! Isn’t it funny when kids pee in public and adults watch.
“Hysterical Whoopee Pen from Schylling! When bent at the knuckle, this pen farts several different sounds.”
All new meaning to pull my finger.
“Santa has decided that (Naughty Person’s Name) has been very naughty this year from (Sender’s Name).”
A seasonal gift that keeps on giving.
This will only seduce someone if you fill it with real money. Do not forget.
“Yes, this soap really vibrates! Please note that as this is a real bar of soap and not just a toy, it will gradually disappear when used with water. The soap is laboratory tested and safe for use as directed on the box. Batteries are not replaceable.”
FOR SCI-FI FANS
“Maintain the law of the universe with this Star Cops Vibrating Electronic Luminescent Saber! Hear 6 cool saber sounds and feel the vibrating “shooting shock”. Collapsible saber extends to 42″ long!” YIKES!
WHEN YOU JUST CAN’T AFFORD THE REAL THING
GIGANTIC GEMSTONE RING
ONLY $2.39! She’ll never know the difference (wink-wink)
AND FOR THOSE POST-LOVIN MUNCHIES:
Biofino Weiner Schnitzel with French Fries
“According to the original recipe, this dish comes with wiener schnitzel (veal), French fries, ketchup and slice of lemon made from felt and perfectly plated.” YUM-YUM!!