Dear Netflix,
I am writing to say THANK YOU. Being able to watch thousands of movies at the mere touch of a button, in the safety, warmth, and convenience of home (or anywhere) is nothing short of magical. You make my life, and the lives of countless millions, so much better. As a gesture of true friendship, I’d like to offer some suggestions as to how you can improve. My husband, an IT guy, has vetted the feasibility of each of the features below, and assures me they are do-able. So please consider implementing them. They’re your DESTINY.