WOW. What is it??
The Turbie Twist is a super-absorbent hair towel made especially for the girl-(or-guy)-on-the-go.
You know how after bathing, most people put their hair up in a towel a la Carmen Miranda?
Well. The Turbie Twist is sort of like that, but better. Instead of schlepping around w/ a big ding-dong bath towel like this poor SLOB
You can look like THIS (unbelievably stunning knock-out)
WOW. How does it work??
Unlike standard bath towels, which flop open and fall off your head, causing severe neck damage and potentially hazardous conditions, the Turbie Twist contains magical elastic band technology specifically engineered to keep that towel ON. (Many thanks to Curly for the drawing below.)
B/c of this revolutionary technology, the Turbie Twist allows its wearer complete freedom of movement whilst comfortably drying his or her hair. No more reaching up to steady that mass resting on your head. No more feeling like the proverbial bowling pin under a birdcage. No activity is TOO MUCH for the TURBIE TWIST!
But there’s MORE. The Turbie Twist’s patented space-age hair drying technology is so revolutionary, in fact, it simply has to be seen to be believed. Watch in AMAZEMENT as my hair dries right before your very eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!***