OH MY GOODNESS. Can you imagine my SHOCK & AWE when I opened up my PO Box last night to find THIS LITTLE BABY waiting for me??!!

WOWZA!! Curly, YOU are the BEST. A true friend, through and through. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU~!!!

NOW. Not only can I send the hookers scrambling back into the darkened alleyways from whence they sprang — BUT just seeing this little beauty has also INSPIRED ME. TO THINK OF ALL ITS OTHER MAGNIFICENT USES!!!

H(AIR) SPRAY!

DEODORANT!

NASAL REMEDY!

BREATHALYZER!

THAT NOT-So-FRESH FEELING!

OH YEAHHHHH.. Me and air horn are gonna have some gooood times together. Good Times.